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Post by Jackie Montez on Dec 13, 2008 14:09:55 GMT -7
Jackie swung her head around quickly, looking at Max with an open mouth. That liar! She couldn't believe he was lying to the principle, something Jackie would never do. She actually was a good student, after all, slackers didn't get to be cheerleaders, and if you weren't a cheerleader you weren't popular. This rule also applied for jocks, and Max was obviously a slacker and could never be a jock!
Before Jackie could blow his cover Michael was doing some weird 'reading your mind'... thing. She looked from him to Max to Olive with a look that read, 'are you seeing this?!' She would have announced why they were there, bending the truth a bit, but then he opened his eye to see if they were amazed. Oh gosh...this guy was a total moron. Jackie rolled her eyes and put her face in her hand..until he announced 'why they were there'.
"OMIGOSH, NO!" Jackie shrieked, saying each word slowly and pronounced. She was looking at him like he was an idiot (which he was) and then looked down, curling her lip. Ewe, ewe, ewe...'a LOVERS SPAT'?! What was wrong with him?! Her head was too muddled to form words at the moment so she remained silent.
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Post by max on Dec 19, 2008 22:50:33 GMT -7
Max leaned forward in his chair a bit, staring at the guy in disbelief. He thinks he can read minds...wow, and people thought he was high. He got a wide eyed look and shook his head, this was crazy. Whatever, it must be the guy's method for wearing down students. Like maybe he pretended to be this way to frustrated the student into a confession. Wow, that would be tricky alright. He just found it amusing the more annoyed Jackie got. It was fun.
Then he announced why they were there...Max was annoyed now. Him and her together?! What was this guy thinking! Max looked at Jackie who seemed to agree with this. He started to chuckle, "Me and her?" he laughed a bit more.
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Post by Principle Michael Scott on Dec 19, 2008 23:41:26 GMT -7
Michael didn't seem shaken by their reactions, it actually only made his suspicions stronger. "No, no, I get it you guys! You don't have to hide it, I'm down with young love! You can tell me anything, I'm not just your principle, I'm your princiPAL!" It would have been bad enough if Michael had stopped there, but he continued. "I loved the movie Juno, I was actually jealous that they started a family so young! I should've done that instead of wasted my time on school only to end up back in one! He laughed and leaned back in his chair, looking comfortable, even though the air was thick with the awkward-ness of what he was saying.
After a pause he looked at Jackie as if the thought had just struck him and he leaned towards her, voice lowered and face serious, "Is that what it is?" he asked in a small voice, a slow smile appearing. "Are you..are you pulling a Juno?" To clarify, if he hadn't been blunt enough, he said, "Y'know, are you...preggers?" His smile grew into a grin when he said 'preggers', saying that word softer then any of the others.
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Post by Jackie Montez on Dec 20, 2008 20:13:07 GMT -7
Jackie wasn't sure what she was more annoyed by, Michael's thinking they were a couple or Max being so against the idea. What was wrong with this boy? Further more, what was wrong with this man? He was beyond delusional if he thought she would date someone like Max. He also seemed to think he was the funniest thing alive when, in reality, he was painfully not. Jackie actually winced at his PrinciPAL joke. What a sad life he must live...
Jackie was actually starting to pity the loser when he ruined it and made her completely speechless from shock. Jackie took a deep breath when he used the 'p' word and she suddenly began coughing furiously. How dare he, first accuse her of holding Max's baby then make her choke on her own spit! If she could breath properly she would give him a piece of her mind!
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Post by Olive Klink on Jan 1, 2009 20:22:28 GMT -7
Max played it cool like Olive thought he would to the mix up about what cliche he was really with. This seemed to upset Jackie even more. Wow, this was kinda entertaining. Then her boss said he would guess why the two were there. He could have asked Olive as that was one of her jobs, to help him but, he was the boss! He closed his eyes and Olive leaned forward in her seat, staring at the man. She glanced at the others and then back at him, she wondered what he was doing.
Then he exclaimed the answer and Olive leaned back against her seat. At the explanation that they had a lovers spat, she looked concerned. Michael was so wrong... Max wouldn't be happy, nor would Jackie. And they weren't! She tried to intervene, "Um Michael-" but the man continued on. Well she had tried but, it would be alright. What more could he possibly say to make this any worse. He began to talk about the movie Juno...where was this going. "preggers..."
Olive's mouth dropped open. She looked at Jackie and Max. This was her nephew he was talking about! "Oh hale no!" she exclaimed. Then she realized she had said that out loud and not in her head. She closed her mouth, not wanting to get in trouble with her new boss.
((lol, sorry it's so late! hope it's good))
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Post by max on Feb 5, 2009 19:36:42 GMT -7
Max had enough of this and just wanted to leave, get a punishment and get out of there. He didn't want the Principal to start telling people he was dating Jackie because he wasn't! She was the most annoying girl on the planet! There was no secret love! There was no love! Sure she was attractive and nice to look at but, maybe if she were mute, it would work. He did like that Jackie was getting annoyed, that was entertaining.
This guy wouldn't stop though! He just went on and on about love and Juno and starting a family. Max stared at Michael, was he implying that Jackie and him had... He wasn't sure until Michael had said preggers. Max's mouth hung open as he stared at Michael. He looked over at his Aunt who nicely summed it up in three words. He stood up and looked at Michael. "You are insane! I'm not that kind of guy! And- she's way too into herself to be that kind of girl!" ((lol, I'm debating if what he said about Jackie sounds good))
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Post by Principle Michael Scott on Aug 11, 2009 15:20:44 GMT -7
Michael guffawed and shook his head at their melodramatics, he waved his hand in a casual dismissal of the incident. "Okay, okay, go ahead and deny it. I'm going to pretend like nothing happened, you two go have fun, now." With wink and a playful smile he looked at Olive and joked (inappropriately), "Just not too much."
Michael sat back and took a forkful of pie, waiting for them to leave, but first, and with a pointed look at at Jackie's stomach, he said, "Take it easy okay?"
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Post by Jackie Montez on Aug 21, 2009 22:19:52 GMT -7
Jackie was literally speachless. After her wind pipe had cleared she still sat gaping at the great bufoon before her in utter awe of his idiocy. She silently agreed with Olive who had shouted her opinion in three words: "Oh, Hale No!" Those were her feelings precisely, her day just wasn't going well. First she had her cell destroyed by some girl, then said girl's stupid brother had to go shouting at her and get her thrown into the principle's office where she was being insulted beyond belief. To think that she was preggo was so rude, she was not fat in the least! And to think she was preggo with Max's grodie hobo sperm was...was-well, EW!
"You are insane! I'm not that kind of guy! And- she's way too into herself to be that kind of girl!" Her jaw dropped further though she honestly didn't know whether to be insulted or not.
Finally they were released and thankfully without having to deal with detention. She figured that this had been punishment enough...uhg, her mouth was getting dry. She snapped her mouth closed and stood, taking in short angry breaths through her nose. When Michael looked at her stomach and told her to be careful she bared her teeth, nose flaring and eyes wide with rage. How. Dare. He.
Jackie pictured jumping over the desk with a warriors shout and tearing his tongue out. It was a lovely idea.
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